Thursday, May 28, 2009
Je ne comprends pas.
Um, can someone please explain to me why all (straight) men are obsessed with "American Psycho?" Like, really. Tell me.
I mean I kind of get it. I love C-Bale's sweet, sculpted, buttery ass as much as the next human beign with eyes and reproductive organs (even straight dudes admit they at least admire his tight full-body package in all its muscly glory). In addition to Bale, Chloe Sevigny and Reese Witherspoon are both genius in it, so there's that. It's obviously a very dark and clever depiction of the zombies of Wall / Bay street. Fine. Points. It's a good movie.
But why do guys LOSE THEIR MINDS over this shit? So many of the guys I've dated recently literally jerk off (possibly into their own waiting mouths) to this cinematic wonder.
Does it do for men what Sex and the City does for women? Am I even on the right track?
Also people keep telling me it's "funny." I'm not gonna lie, I'm mildly terrified of any dude who finds THIS:
P.S. New post coming soon. Sorry, I'm kind of a lawyer, sort of. It sucks up a lot of my time. If anyone has any career alternatives to offer me I will make out with you and accept at once.