It's time.

Is anyone else out there creaming themselves in excitement? I was up all night last night throwing down what I like to call some "inauguration masterbation." Let's just say I can hardly walk today.

Also I had to buy a club pack of special edition "Obamamania" Depends at Costco because I am going to be shitting myself all morning in anticipaysh. Just typing that made me have to change my dipe again. I'll be right back.